Fields for President (Paperback) by Fields W. C.
In this wonderful parody from 1940 W.C. Fields announces his candidacy for America's highest office. He offers sound advice on a number of topics in classic Fields-style humor in his attempt to win votes. 'Campaign resolutions are no better than New Year's resolutions' he writes. 'They are thrown together hastily at the last minute with never a thought as to how they may be gracefully broken. Now I am a candidate with years of experience breaking New Year's resolutions and what I can accomplish with those I can certainly accomplish with campaign resolutions.'